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Blind Demotivational Poster


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226365
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226364
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm, #226234
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone


TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm, #212874
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am, #212832
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm, #212786
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm, #212678
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm, #212670
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am, #212657
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am, #212654
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am, #212653

welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


IRONY -




LOVE IS BLIND -




O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -


TAGS: either they re blind or he is filthy rich
Rating: 4.3/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm, #216692
That poor chair.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am, #210599
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm, #210464
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?


SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one


TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

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Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm, #55417
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


BEING COLORBLIND - also means you're stupid.


TAGS: colorblind color blind iq test stupid funny quiz
Rating: 2.95/5

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Shyanne - December 3, 2009, 10:37 am, #142088
lol awesome!


BLIND DATES -


TAGS: blind dates h** tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

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Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm, #143713
You know he's filled a tub with it...


BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




LOVE -


TAGS: love game blind joaquin sabina
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 22, 2012, 2:29 pm, #227936
the ph**o? no, I found it on google images, I didn't even look from where it came from
zango24 - January 22, 2012, 1:52 pm, #227935
Love is like exam. Well both are kind of different. Funny thing is that you need guts to express love. I think you have seen this on PosterPie site. If not, Just Google PosterPie :-) and find it out yourself. Simple!
gas - January 22, 2012, 10:30 am, #227932
hey thanks. Actually it's part of a song, when I saw this image it came to my mind, so I made the poster. but as you I don't specially agree with the message, I just found it made a nice composition
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:08 am, #227916
That...is an awesome poster. 5L Can't say as I agree with the message, but nicely written regardless. Amazing ph**ograph. Nice bear traps. ;)


AN EYE FOR AN EYE - Makes The World Blind ...


TAGS: eye for world blind gandhi
Rating: 4.39/5

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Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:50 pm, #228096
@CloudchaserS There really is no solution to this except creating an environment where this problem does not occur in the first place. @suzieq Thanks :) ... I agree that the kid really does carry the poster on his own.
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 9:23 am, #228084
hey rick, good stuff. poor kid...
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:37 pm, #228072
It's a rock and a hard place. Retaliate every time someone wrongs you, everyone goes blind. Never retaliate and you become a target for harassment.


AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




MEOW YOU TELL ME... -


TAGS: cats miniblind whiskers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

abraaz - January 4, 2012, 6:51 am, #227231
Sorry, it's hard flying around space drunk.
PCat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:59 am, #226832
YAY! you buying drinks for everyone now?
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:25 pm, #226803
Yay my avatar is finally working, :D
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:24 pm, #226802
*test*
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:34 pm, #226787

and they wonder why i smoke. its so i don't kill them :)
Feasibly - December 20, 2011, 10:09 pm, #226776
Thx...Nothing like kids and parents keeping each others blood pressure up. ;)
Reality Lord - December 20, 2011, 8:55 pm, #226773

printed and posted on the fridge for my teenage kids to learn from. need i say.....5!


WITHOUT A WISH -




BEAUTY -




BLIND PEOPLE - Sometimes, they don't realise how good they've got it.




BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!


TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm, #177555
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm, #89558
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE **** out of everyone around. :-)


BLIND DATE - I warned you about your weird friend's sense of humor


TAGS: blind date
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by jefslat



SENSE OF HUMOR - You don't have it.


TAGS: ray blind insult
Rating: 2.06/5


BLIND DATES SUCK. - Oh well, since you are here... What's in the heart-shaped box ?


TAGS: blind date
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 3:02 pm, #186665
He'd have to pay extra for that.
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:06 pm, #186658
naw, just an over her knee, panty down, paddlin' to a nice rose hue
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:57 pm, #186657
Did he recieve the hammer treatment for TOC's house of pain?
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 1:38 pm, #186653
We have a new bomber on our hands! Everybody welcome... Timmy.
thatonechick - July 26, 2010, 9:16 am, #186484
He looks so sad... :(
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:17 am, #186474
very nice... greybeard's dream shattered. 5L ;)


USEFULNESS -


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:18 am, #261743
Bullseye
Zetmonk - June 18, 2012, 7:01 am, #236360
Made my day!
spacedog - June 16, 2012, 9:11 pm, #236326
Beauty RL. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 8:57 pm, #236325
Oh snap. 5L
MissPriss - June 16, 2012, 8:43 pm, #236324
My good self says that's bad. My bad self says 5L.


I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm, #220272
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm, #220123
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm, #220115
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am, #220083
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am, #220077
awe5ome!


THE REWARDS OF DATING - I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. ~Wendy Liebman




Blind Date -


TAGS: i am blind
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Bitchcakes

13thCat - May 11, 2009, 12:22 pm, #79407
Is-is it a girl or a guy? On second thought does that even matter?
BeautyFromPain - May 5, 2009, 10:44 pm, #78084
I'm alittle gender confused here


Sense -


TAGS: none blind nonsense stupid forums
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Whirly22

energy - November 3, 2008, 11:31 am, #32903
the one here, correct. but there are come that have a "read aloud" option, but i haven't seen many in use yet.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am, #32850
-- they are completely visual and meant to be unreadable by computers.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am, #32849
I have a family member who teaches the visually impaired and everything energy has said is true. The a**istive technology these days is awesome and getting better. They can follow links and everything online. Probably capchas are the exception because
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:59 am, #32830
First LOL today, thanks Porcelina
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:58 am, #32829
but.. f***ing f*** f*** graphic f*** f*** f***ing f***edty f***ers f***aloony toon
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:51 am, #32821
yes. it will tell you everything the mouse touches and where the cursor is. /usability class.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:48 am, #32817
So I guess it will also f***ing tell you where the f*** you have to click for the f***ing administrator?
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:46 am, #32814
for someone with the name logicdude, you sure don't have any. the screen reader program will f***ing read it to you. try using f***ing google you f***ing stupid f*** before you f***ing talk about **** you don't f***ing know about. f*** you're stupid! i in
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:32 am, #32811
energy this makes as much sense as braille on a drive-up ATM -- if you're visually-impaired, how can you read the notice?
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:52 am, #32803
it makes perfect sense- if you knew anything about web design. there's a thing called a screen reader that... get this... reads the content on the page to you... for... people with visual impairments. go to school once in a while.


AARGH!!!! - IM EYES!!!!!!


TAGS: my eyes blind
Rating: 1.67/5

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Dr. Festerpus - February 12, 2010, 11:32 pm, #157818
Hey go to p****land.com!
TheBritishGuy - May 29, 2009, 4:10 am, #82842
I think i've gone blind. If not, I hope I do.
Captain Douchebag - July 19, 2008, 11:00 am, #10236
..Go to the site, Emily. All will be made clear.
Emily - July 19, 2008, 8:39 am, #10225
I don't get it.


Blind People are Crazy -




Vision -




blindsided -


TAGS: old geriatrics suicide bomber blindsided
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 9, 2013, 12:55 pm, #250295

WOW! 5L


DULLED SENSES -




a little to the left -


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:31 pm, #255189
5 guide lions! Lol


Mine Eyes -




VISIONLESS - I can only walk in confidence If I can see no evil around me


TAGS: pzy visionless blind confidence evil
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:34 pm, #231175
(carebear BANNED)


EQUALITY -


TAGS: business disability corporate management blind
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - August 31, 2010, 7:04 pm, #191738
Excellence.
Cubbybear - August 31, 2010, 10:21 am, #191702
5 poodles! You know what's funny to me personally? I know no woman named Carol....LOL!


Pretty Buttons -




Bad-assed Eastwood -




VISION -


TAGS: blind truth eyes sight hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 1:44 am, #216166
Just watched this movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Rutger Hauer is bad@ss. Blind Fury ftw.


SNAKURBATION -


TAGS: snakurbation diabetes blind
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:35 am, #185817
Sweet!


Garage Attendant -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love blind ignore warning signs
Rating: 4.45/5

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hootizz - February 28, 2011, 4:32 am, #213269
It does make for GREAT lemon's though..!!


RACISM -


TAGS: racism cure colorblind
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - April 7, 2011, 8:09 pm, #215945
probably rainbow, otherwise we'd offend people
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 8:00 pm, #215944
Depends, what color is it?
rerun - April 7, 2011, 8:00 pm, #215943

somehow I don't think "chromatically challenged" would have flowed
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:57 pm, #215941
Would you settle for "retinally retarded." You'll get to ride the short bus.
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 7:55 pm, #215940
We colorblind folk prefer the term 'chromatically challenged'.
TheOne - April 7, 2011, 6:21 pm, #215927
Intense.


DESTINY - Take care that you don't allow others to decide yours for you.


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.31/5

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I WANT YOU TO KNOW - I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes past your afflictions


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

robbidos - June 4, 2012, 12:37 am, #235766
spend some more time on your words to make it flow better, like splitting up the bottom line into 3 lines
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 9:19 pm, #235754
good one but poorly crafted. spam them, and your not going to have a good time


E-HARMONY - They say there's a match for every one, they just haven't met Aunt Edna yet


TAGS: blind dates are scarey
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:51 pm, #175395

this father/son reunion sponsered by Motifake.com
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 9:17 pm, #175391
Hi Dad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 7:57 pm, #175387
ICEMAN's Mother.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 4:10 pm, #175367
Moooooooooooooooooo's wife.
Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:36 am, #175345
What the F*CK IS that thing???


OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE-EEEE - When one realises that one can not expect to find what one refuses to see




BET HE DIDNT SEE THAT COMING -




KING WENCESLAS - "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen" Don't know what he was looking at, that guy was as blind as they come!


TAGS: how blind are you if you cant tell your horse is upside down
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rdtotteniii - December 29, 2010, 9:23 am, #208556
The position of the horse's legs show what happened to the rider during a battle....So WTF happened to this guy?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:11 pm, #141530
Oh Crap, I think I just wet myself laughing. 5 what the hell is he riding's?


PATIENCE -




COURT CASE - When called into court to help the prosecution convict his own brother of fraud He instead decided to turn a blind eye to the situation




PRIDE - Isn't that one of those 7 deadly sins?


TAGS: 7 deadly sins pride blind patriotism
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:45 pm, #154434
and it goeth, before the fall.....THIS IS SPARTA!!!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:26 pm, #154427

I don't see where this is political, just lame
Overlord Douchebag - January 25, 2010, 7:24 pm, #154424
Someone move this crap to Politifake.


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BLIND PEOPLE - always knowing where to strike


TAGS: blind
Rating: 2.32/5

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BLIND DATES - You never can be too sure.


TAGS: blind dating
Rating: 2.15/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:26 am, #76112
Now or later? Now or later? Man I HATE these kinds of questions...I can just never make up my mind! OKay...Now. NO! LATER! Awww dammit, just surprise us!
bloke - April 27, 2009, 11:30 pm, #76013
she is to ugly for slander
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:22 pm, #76011
Would your site like a slander suit now or later?
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:20 pm, #76010
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should therefore be removed. Thanks.
statelawinve - April 27, 2009, 11:19 pm, #76009
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should e removed.
bOB Chin - February 26, 2009, 5:46 pm, #62050
Well.. She doesn't have a cane or a service dog, so I'm thinking see can see, but if I saw her coming as a blind date, I'd be sure to make pretend I had CP and move on.


THE BLIND GYPSY - sees an upsidedown graph in your near future




leading -


TAGS: the blind
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 5, 2015, 7:11 pm, #261896
To quote a friend of mine who's blind, the answer is, "ouch!" LOL! 5L
concern3 - July 5, 2015, 8:15 am, #261890
nice a 5er


Honesty -


TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am, #260203
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions


Blind Date -


TAGS: blind date lgvernon s calendar
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 4, 2015, 3:57 am, #260201
Thanks!
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:33 am, #260199
funny 5er


Savings -


TAGS: blind instant gratification
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 8:31 am, #258095
Great image, wise observation. 5


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